Monday, August 4, 2008

Crypto Eateries

My fellow fans of Don't Rest Your Head, go read this article from the Onion. I have to use this in my DRYH game with the wife, even if for no other reason than to be able to say the ridoculous* phrase "Crypto Eateries" during a game.

I'm imagining some sort of Mongolian Grill that houses a Lovecraftian cult in its basement. Or perhaps a Brazilian Churrascaria appearing during Carnivale, and which kidnaps in tourists to feed the feathered dragon which lives in the back alley, disguised as a parade float.


*ridoculous: too wild even to be considered ridiculous.